Martinborough

Mba1 Runs to the Forest Goldilocks decides to run away from the Woods. So she quickly starts to make her way through the dark, scary woods. Unfortunately, she hasn’t noticed she is being followed… by Osama Bin Wolfen. Then all of a sudden, Osama Bin Wolfen charges out of his cover towards Goldilocks. She starts to run but Osama Bin Wolfen is gaining on her and then “OH NO!!!” she stumbles over a branch and falls to the ground. She looks up and sees him. He grabs her, he ties her up, he carries her through the woods and throws her into the back of his gingerbread truck which he has stolen from the GingerBread man and which smells delicious.
 * Goldilock scarpers**



=Does she escape?= Does Osama bin Wolfen take her to his training camp?

4 Damn! Goldilocks is stuck. She is locked in the boot of the truck. She frantically tried the lock to determine if it was loose and therefore a possible means of escape. It was locked tight so no escape that way. As she bumped along she had time to think of her options. Like everyone else she had feet to bash with, fists to punch with and… she had one other method of escape, her teeth! “I guess this is not so bad there could be worse ways to escape, and you know how I like food especially Bear porridge. I’ll just have to eat my way out of here, I’m like Hansel and Gretel.” So she started eating the gingerbread truck and before long the hole got bigger and bigger until it was big enough to get through. She rolled out onto the Yellow Brick Road.
 * Goldilocks escapes from the gingerbread truck **

Does she escape? Does the wolfen stop her and take her to the training camp?

5 Goldilocks meets some new friends. Goldilocks started on her way down the Yellow Brick Road after she had escaped from Osama Bin Wolfen. As she was walking along she met a group of lovely people and their names were, Tin Man, Lion, Scarecrow, Dorothy and Toto. Goldilocks asked where they were heading and they said to the Wizard of Oz so Dorothy could get home. Goldilocks had a bright idea that if The Wizard Of Oz could get Dorothy back home then maybe he could get Goldilocks back home to her fairy tale, so she carried on walking with the group

Does she met the wizard of Oz?

6 As Goldilocks and the group of friends were walking along the Yellow Brick Road, they came across an amazing sparkling pair of red shoes. Goldilocks and Dorothy were so enticed by this wonderful sight that they jumped at the shoes and fought over them. In the end Goldilocks got them and they carried on walking to the Wizard of Oz. They arrived at the mystical looking castle and stepped inside, anxious to see what the Wizard looked like. A loud voice boomed inside the castle, ‘what do you want?!’ the group saw the giant face of the Wizard looking down at them, so the group explained why they were there and the Wizard gave them all the things they wanted… The lion got his courage, the tin man got a heart, the scarecrow got a brain, but Dorothy didn’t get anything. Goldilocks was asked to come and talk to him in the dining room.
 * Journey to the Wizard of Oz **



Does she meet the Wizard of Oz?

7 Goldilocks was led long many corridors until they came to a set of huge doors. She stepped wearily into the large dining room and saw a little man in a straight jacket. She walked up to him. At this point in the story there were two outcomes.
 * Goes to the Dining Room **



Home Sweet Home Goes to the Ball

8 Wondering if she would ever get home, Goldilocks stepped wearily into the large dining room and saw a little man in a straight jacket, Goldilocks was pretty nervous but gathered up all the courage she could to ask the man, ‘can you please send me back home?’. The Wizard turned around and said, ‘ I can’t send you home but you can send yourself home, put those red shoes on and just tap those red shoes you’ve got on 3 times together .’ So Goldilocks tapped them together, one, two, three…. Poof! She landed outside the Three Bears House. Goldilocks was so happy and excited she jumped up and down, crying tears of joy!
 * Home Sweet Home **



Does she go upstairs? Does she walk to the skatepark?

10 Goldilocks ran inside the house and jumped into Little bear’s bed, she was so tired from the exhausting trip that she fell straight to sleep.
 * Good Night Sleep **



11 She saw an odd, old man in a white straight jacket struggling to prepare his dinner. Then she realized, the strange man was the wizard!!! “WHO’S THERE?” said a loud booming voice. “It is I! Goldilocks! Coming to ask you a huge favor”. “What is your request?” said the wizard “Well,” said goldilocks “I’ve come to ask if you could possibly get me back home!” “Well,” said the wizard, “I could try.” “POOF” Goldilocks was gone! When she opened her eyes she was somewhere, but it wasn’t home! There was Cinderella getting out of a big pumpkin carriage. “Wow!” said Goldilocks “you’re my hero Cinderella!” she called, and Goldilocks danced with Cinderella all night. Well until 12 o-clock… What happens when the ball finishes?
 * Off to the ball **

12 At 12 o’clock…the clock chimed Goldilocks ran with Cinderella down the stairs of the Prince’s castle. They ran and ran until they got to Cinderella’s house. By the fire, they wondered what they would do…you know what happens to Cinderella but Goldilocks what happened to her? Suddenly, the fairy godmother appeared. She said she could grant Goldilocks one wish. She was so tired after all her experiences that she just wanted to go home. She would never try and take advantage of others, like the three Bears. So the fairy godmother waved her wand and Goldilocks found herself back home in her own bed.
 * At 12 o’clock **



That was the end of her adventures…for now. Top of story

13 Granny's House As she scamper away from the woods she runs to granny's house where she sees Osama Bin Wolfen looking through the window. Turning on her heels she ran but he we too fast, he jumped on her and dragged her to the hijacked Gingerbread truck



Does she escape? Does she get taken to training camp? Does she stop him driving her anywhere?

14 Bin Wolfen was driving very quickly and dangerously along the Yelloe Brick Road. Goldilocks was in the back being bumped around had no idea where she was going. She decided to try and stop her captor so she leant over the front seat and wrestled with Bin Wolfen. This went on for a while with the truck swerving all over the road. This was too much for the truck and it careed off the road and smashed into the side of the Three Little Pigs’s house. Bin Wolfen, suffering from concussion, went into the house and you know what happened to Granny and Little Red Riding Hood until they were rescued by the Woodsman but what happened to Goldilocks? Bin Wolfen didn’t go into Granny’s house. He grabbed Goldilocks again and ran with her through the forest until they reached his training camp.
 * Bin Wolfen’s truck hits the Three Little Pig’s house **

Goldilocks goes to the training camp Meets new friends on the Yellow Brick Road.

15 She arrives at the training camp. It basically looks like the adventure playground from hell, especially for someone who loathed physical exercise. There were tons of fitness training equipment and facilities as wells as a vast weaponry training area. Goldilocks is told she is going to become a suicide bomber. This is a long way from the Three Bears home. She promises herself that she will never sneek into anyone's house and break furniture or eat their food. Could she get back there one day she wondered.
 * Training Camp **



Does she go along with it? Or does she refuse to train? Does she escape?

16 Trains and goes to the UK She decides, if she goes along with it she has a chance to survive. But little did she know that she was going to be brainwashed. Intensive training began. She became fit and string as well as able to handle a range of weaponry. One month later she walked into the English parliament and met Guy Fawkes. She joins up with him to place a bomb in the building to blow it up. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bomb went off but as we know the attempt failed. It failed because the detonator was not properly connected to the gelignite. Guy Fawkes was caught and tried but Goldilocks escaped and returns to the training camp for her next assignment. Bin Wolfen may not be so pleased!!!

What is the next assignment?

17 After more explosive training, Goldilocks gets another assignment, Blow up Sleeping Beauty’s castle. So after she’d finished her other duties…She went to Sleeping Beauty’s castle. When she got there, Sleeping Beauty was having some kind of party! “Cool” thought Goldilocks and then it hit her, why not pose as a guest so she could plant the bomb! Easy-peasy! So when all the other guests were playing slumber party games, Goldilocks went into the top room of the castle to place the bomb. She crept along the corridor and saw Sleeping Beauty in the next room next to a wicked witch! Just as Goldilocks was about to say something, She fell asleep along with every other person in the castle. You all know how that happened but now Goldilocks was caught up in that fairy tale and there she will stay until the handsome and charming Prince cuts his way through the brambles to get to the castle in one hundred years time.
 * Next assignment…Sleeping Beauty’s Castle **

That is the end of this story until the Prince cuts through the forest and brambles to awaken those at the castle.

18.

Bin Wolfen was waiting for her to return. He eventually gave up and went to the Woods to find another trainee.
 * Another trainee **



Goldilocks is no longer apart of this story but you can read about what happened if she had escaped and never went to the training camp. 19 She looks at Bin Wolfen and decides she must get away from him. She stamps on his large paws (actually they were quite small for a big, scary wolf) and runs for it. As she takes off, she hears a bullet being loaded into a gun. Then she hears the safety catch being clicked off.
 * Escapes from the training camp **



Does she run even faster and escape? Is she captured?

20 **Runs Harder** She puts the pedal to the metal knowing that one shot from bin Wolfen and she would die. BANG, the shot whistles over her head. Bin Wolfen pulls the trigger but she keeps running and sees the king’s men from Humpty Dumpty galloping towards her. She frantically waved to them. One of the king’s men leant over and grabbed her so she clambered on and they galloped off to find the king.



Goldilocks meets the king and queen. The king’s man misses her and gallops off so she runs on… and finds herelf back at the skatepark

21 The King’s men rode hard to the castle. They helped Goldilocks off the horse because she hadn’t ever been on a horse and was giddy. They took her to the Greeting Room and waited to be called by the Castle butler. This took a while! Finally she met the king and queen. They were very grand and smartly dressed. They asked Goldilocks what had happened to her and how she came to be before them. When she finished she was breathless and the royal pair were stunned. They asked her “how can we help you get home?” She said she wanted to go back to the Three Bears house so she could apologies to them for going into their house uninvited. If she hadn’t done this she may never have had this adventure. Goldilocks goes back to the Three Bears House
 * Goldilocks meets the King and Queen **

22** She Runs on ** She decided to run to the skatepark. On the way she picked up a Diet Coke. She met little Red, Cindy and Snow. They sat talking and talking and talking until the sun sank and they back to Little Red’s place for a barbeque. And they all lived happily ever after.

23 Goldilocks refuses to train. One signal from the commanding officer and she’s surrounded and out comes the AK-47’s. Bin Wolfen grabs her, throws her over his shoulder and puts her in his dungeon. The dungeon is really a hole in the ground. How long will she be kept in there? How will she escape? After two weeks Goldilocks was dragged out of the hole. The sunlight hurt her eyes. She was weak from lack of food. After this experience she decided she would do the training and try and come up with another escape plane.
 * Refuses to train**



Go to ‘Training Camp’ to see what happens. With help, Goldilocks escapes.

24 Remember the mouse that saved the lion from the hunters…well he turned up and chewed a hole in the lid of the dungeon. Goldilocks crawled out into the darkness and crept away. She kept running until she came to the signpost that said ‘skatepark’ or ‘woods’. Which will she choose?
 * Mouse to the rescue **



The Skatepark The Woods