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When Goldilocks got back to town she was starving so she looked around for somewhere to have a feed

Did she GO TO THE PORRIDGE SHOP? Or GO TO THE BAKERY?

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She gets hungry and goes to the bakery where she gets a gingerbread man but he runs away She smells the smell of porridge down the road she sees a house goes inside takes a plate of porridge and starts to eat it she gets full goes for a walk, comes to a house full of lollies she goes up the stairs and there are 7 beds she falls asleep in one of them….

=Does she lie down for a sleep?= =Leave the house and go back to town?=

2 She runs in to town and she sees a porridge shop across the road the road she looks left but doesn’t look right and she gets hits by the speedy gingerbread man (who decided that driving was faster than running)and gets knocked out and wakes up with porridge on her face

Page 3 As Goldilocks is lying snuggled up in bed, the three bears trot back into the cabin and after a series of repeated moans about eaten porridge and broken chairs, they go upstairs and find her snoring away in baby bears bed. the large one says you are one of us now eat your porridge little girl. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! A talking bear. You ate my mum! then she pulled out a rocket launcher and aimed it at them. Unfortunately it was a toy she got for Christmas and thus its effect was pretty useless! Oh bother and she ran to a cottage and a zombie walks out and eats her brain. Die big meany says the woodsman who happened to be walking by and he dealt to the zombie lying unconscious on the ground.Goldilocks jumped up and

=Does she go back to town? or Does she go to see the muffin man? Page 4 On her way back into town she sees the carriage with the two ugly step sisters in it and she follows it to the ball When she gets there she finds a slipper on the steps and Golidocks fits the slipper and got married to the prince and lives happily ever after at the castle Page 5  The three bears were the Chefs at the castle, they had ran out of porridge so they went to the shop to get some moreangus and ethan picWhen they got there, batman was robbing the store, whilst Papa Bear buys the porridge (you can't keep the Queen waiting!) Mama bear calls up Superman to assist with the burgApu says "That will be $2.50, Thank you please come again!) = =Do the Bears go back to the castle?= =Join Batman in his life of crime=

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On her way to see the muffin man she gets hit by the horse and carriage with Shrek and Donkey (on their way to Far Far and Away) and has an attack of road rage at the driver and goes to court and is sentenced to fairy tale jail for 4 years= Does she get saved by a superhero (6) Serve out her sentence happily ever after (END)

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= She goes into town and walks past Humpty Dumpty who tells her she has bad breath so she goes and buys some tic tacs that were poisoned by Snow White’s wicked stepmother = =Does she drop down dead?(10) Fall asleep awaiting true love's first kiss?(11)= = ‘ =